Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow   up?"

Lil' Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best  bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues  the lesson:

And you, Tanya?

"I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch!"

The teacher fainted.