- A
good Jewish
story.
- A Jewish businessman in Chicago decided to send
his son to
Israel to
absorb some of
the culture of
the homeland.
When the son
returned, the
father asked
him to tell
him about his
trip.
- The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in
Israel. By the
way, I
converted to
Christianity."
- "Oy, vey,"said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"
- He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to
do.
- Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my
son to Israel
, and he also
came back a
Christian.
Perhaps we
should go see
the rabbi and
ask him what
we should do."
So they went
to see the
rabbi.
- The rabbi said,"Funny you should ask. I too
sent my son to
Israel . He
also came back
a Christian.
What is
happening to
our young
people?
Perhaps we
should go talk
to God and ask
him what to
do."
- The three of them prayed and explained what had
happened to
their sons and
asked God what
to do.
-
-
- Suddenly
a voice came
loud and clear
from Heaven.
- Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . . . .
Thursday, 26 July 2012
Thursday, 19 July 2012
Cool Pics or cuckoo pics..you decide
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· Time For a Break!
· Very Lucky Driver
· It's Just Another Day!
· Sitting On the Edge
· Just An Incredible View!
· Just Camping Out!
· Insane Construction Worker
· Insane Rock Climber
· Insane Rock Climbing
· Nice Place to Sit!
· Chilling On the Edge
· Working With No Fear
· Just Hangin' Out!
Monday, 16 July 2012
Thursday, 12 July 2012
Gorilla Control.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert.
When
the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a
chihuahua (dog) and a pair of handcuffs. The
man says,''What are all of those for?''
The
animal control officer says, ''I'll climb up
in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog
will bite him in the nuts and you must slap
the handcuffs on his wrists.''
The
man asks, ''What is the gun for?''
Monday, 9 July 2012
Worlds Largest Passenger Cruise Ship - Royal Caribbean
"Freedom of the Seas"
M/S
Freedom of the Seas is a Royal Caribbean International cruise ship. The
world's largest passenger vessel, she can accommodate over 4,300
passengers on her fifteen passenger decks, served by over 1300 crew.
She is about 229 ft. longer, about 108,000 gross tons larger, and can accommodate 2,147 more passengers than RMS Titanic. Her operating costs are $1 million per day. Rooms for the maiden voyage were priced from $1,900 to $22,000 for the week. As routine service continues, starting room rates are expected to descend as low as $700 for cruises scheduled in the autumn of 2007. The ship consumes approximately 28,000 gallons of fuel per hour.
She is about 229 ft. longer, about 108,000 gross tons larger, and can accommodate 2,147 more passengers than RMS Titanic. Her operating costs are $1 million per day. Rooms for the maiden voyage were priced from $1,900 to $22,000 for the week. As routine service continues, starting room rates are expected to descend as low as $700 for cruises scheduled in the autumn of 2007. The ship consumes approximately 28,000 gallons of fuel per hour.
Facilities -
The ship features three swimming areas; an interactive water park, a dedicated adult pool and the main pool. There are 2 whirlpools cantilevered out from the ship's sides. The Royal Promenade sports a coffee shop, Sorrento's Pizzeria, a Ben and Jerry's ice-cream shop, Vintage's winery, the Bull and Bear Irish pub, and many Duty-free shops. The 13th deck features a sports area with amenities such as a rock climbing wall, the FlowRider (an onboard wave generator for surfing), a miniature golf course and a full size basketball court. Other items include an ice skating rink, a casino, a Johnny Rockets, Wi-Fi capabilities throughout the ship, flat panel televisions in all staterooms, and cell phone connectivity.
The ship features three swimming areas; an interactive water park, a dedicated adult pool and the main pool. There are 2 whirlpools cantilevered out from the ship's sides. The Royal Promenade sports a coffee shop, Sorrento's Pizzeria, a Ben and Jerry's ice-cream shop, Vintage's winery, the Bull and Bear Irish pub, and many Duty-free shops. The 13th deck features a sports area with amenities such as a rock climbing wall, the FlowRider (an onboard wave generator for surfing), a miniature golf course and a full size basketball court. Other items include an ice skating rink, a casino, a Johnny Rockets, Wi-Fi capabilities throughout the ship, flat panel televisions in all staterooms, and cell phone connectivity.
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